March 2012
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February 2012
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“No, I don’t think you’re gonna be single forever, and also I don’t understand...”
– John Green (x)
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Tumblr Americans if you're of legal age don't...
itsa-werewolfbarmitzvah:
I can’t believe that’s a thing.
I can’t believe people don’t vote just because it’s ‘not going to change anything’.
That’s the kind of complacency that politicians know exists, and will consistently exploit.
I would know, I’m from the most complacent nation on earth.
But you guys actually get fired up for your democratic process.
So do something.
Your dash must suck if you don't follow the person...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
